Ah, hello. You’re here at last. I wondered where you had got to as your arrival, at the page of this vastly superior black and white cat, is long overdue.

Some of you already know me from following my adventures on the Vladimir Scissorpaws Facebook page. For those of you who are newcomers, feel free to join us by clicking on the link below.

If you came here looking for Food Slave’s photos then, I have news for you, you’re in the wrong place. They are available on her own, obviously inferior, site.  If you still insist on looking at her snaps you can get there by following the ‘Shot with a Canon’ link below.

So, introductions over, all that remains is to thank you for dropping by and say that I hope to make your acquaintance again very soon.

Yours, as ever,

Vladimir Scissorpaws esq.